12 oz. Simply Mango<i>$</i>1

“Imagine biting into a fresh mango and the juice
dripping down your chin. Now imagine you live
in Oymyakon, Russia where the average
temperature in the winter is -58 F. The juice
instantly freezes and the children pluck frozen
mangosicles from your beard, (trust us, you’d
have a beard if you lived there) eat them and cry
“восхитительный!” Mangos are extremely rare
in this frigid city and become the most famous
villager in the region. Now, try Simply Mango and
be famous!”

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